May 2013
19 posts
April 2013
4 posts
sexnoise:
Reasons to date me:
1. No one will try and steal me from you.
2. Sometimes I’m funny.
March 2013
3 posts
November 2012
10 posts
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
September 2012
1 post
June 2012
3 posts
May 2012
51 posts
